Exclusive Soldiers
To the Joint Chiefs of Staff,
Generals, Admirals, Commanders –
Officers, Senior Enlisted, NCO,
Enlisted, and every other member
of the most lethal military
fighting force on the face
of the goddamn earth,
the face of half the ranks
are people of color and
17 per cent are women –
this could have been an email;
Instead a pep talk, a dressing down
in Quantico to tell you:
No more identity months.
No Diversity, Equity, and
Inclusion offices. No dudes in dresses.
No more climate change worship.
No more division, distraction,
gender delusions, debris.
And you fat generals and admirals
sitting in this hall right now, leading
commands around the country
and the world. Not a good look!
And no more beards, long hair,
or superficial individual expression.
We’re going to cut those locks,
shave your goatees, and adhere
to new established standards.
This military doesn’t represent
Christian heathen Nordic pagans.
So no more beardos.
Fuck your folliculitis.
And women. Oh, you women.
You fake Malinda Blalocks.
You must be men. Have bollocks.
If physicality can’t qualify
you for combat jobs, so be it.
Nothing is intentional,
just the result of your sweet
natural effeminate qualities.
We became the Woke Department.
We’re done with that shit.
And though you’ve lost
loved ones in combat and shit,
no more politically correct!
Just common sense.
Here is the point my friends:
We are under invasion from within.
The nature of the threat?
It’s domestic not foreign.
So watch out Los Angeles,
Memphis, Baltimore and Portland.
They’re sayin D.C. is more
dangerous than Afghanistan,
Though Roger disagreed –
He fought the Taliban in Helmand.
Watch out Chicago and New York,
Bureaucrats are preparing soldiers
to fight you in your own hood.
Are soldiers willing to do so?
We love peace through strength.
My guess is people in uniform
are not overly keen
on killing their fellow citizens!
The Secretary of War performs
sermons within the workplace:
LORD –
please keep my soldiers safe.
Guide them. Protect them.
Watch over them as we prepare
Humvees on these city streets.
Amen.
Meanwhile the key military
remains a critical source and
nuclear codes must be activated
if a desperate emergency occurs
despite the government shut down.
From the Pentagon’s civilian core
to special forces incursions abroad,
your pay is PAUSED!
But don’t worry.
Keep serving, keep fighting.
Your mother waits for groceries,
Sister – rent, Medicaid, benefits.
Still, you will march.
Still, you will salute.
And as soon as our political
shenanigans are sorted out,
your check will be mailed.
This is the state of the union.
DEUS VULT.
– Further Reading: Officials balk at Hegseth’s meeting
– Another from Skendong: The Barbarians Have Arrived
Deus vult (Latin for ‘God wills it’) is a Christian motto historically tied to ideas of divine providence and individual interpretation of God’s will.