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Princess Nut Nuts: Intrigue And Treachery In UK Politics

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Boris Johnson and Carrie Johnson

Princess Nut Nuts

Carrying a cardboard box,
he leaves Number 10,
out the black door gleaming
in full glare of the cameras.

In tracksuit & trainers
he’s later spotted in his hood
consoling himself with booze.
How could she

cut off the head of the dragon?
By her burgeoning power,
allegedly Princess Nut Nuts
after toxic rows

& an epic week of turmoil
proves this political cabal
is just one grimy journey:
astoundingly self-absorbed.

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