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Princess Nut Nuts: Intrigue And Treachery In UK Politics

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Boris Johnson and Carrie Johnson

Princess Nut Nuts

Carrying a cardboard box,
he leaves Number 10,
out the black door gleaming
in full glare of the cameras.

In tracksuit & trainers
he’s later spotted in his hood
consoling himself with booze.
How could she

cut off the head of the dragon?
By her burgeoning power,
allegedly Princess Nut Nuts
– after toxic rows

& an epic week of turmoil
proves this political cabal
is just one grimy journey:
astoundingly self-absorbed.


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