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Princess Nut Nuts: Intrigue and Treachery in UK Politics

By 14 November 2020July 27th, 2026No Comments1 min read
Boris Johnson and Carrie Johnson

Princess Nut Nuts

This short political satire captures the chaos surrounding Boris Johnson’s departure from Downing Street and the power struggles that followed. With dark humour and caricature, it portrays Westminster as a self-absorbed political cabal consumed by ambition, scandal, and internal turmoil.


Carrying a cardboard box,
he leaves Number 10,
out the black door gleaming
in full glare of the cameras.

In tracksuit & trainers
he’s later spotted in his hood
consoling himself with booze.
How could she

cut off the head of the dragon?
By her burgeoning power,
allegedly Princess Nut Nuts
– after toxic rows

& an epic week of turmoil
proves this political cabal
is just one grimy journey:
astoundingly self-absorbed.


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